Free Coffee
- Co-worker: I always see you with a cup of Starbucks.
- Me: Oh! Hahah I got mine for free today...actually I've been getting them for free or cheaper.
- Co-Worker: What? How?
- Me: The guy that works at the one by house has a bit of a crush on me...hehe.
- Co-Worker: Oh girl, you're bad! You should pay the boy!
- Me: Can I pay him in smiles? *everyone starts laughing*
- Co-Worker: *shakes head* Is he cute?
- Me: Uh, not really but even if he was he has a penis. I no like. *Smile and walked away*
